Bepbisshub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, confident skunk.

Bepbisshub created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Bepbisshub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepbisshub, she will turn you into a snail.

Bepbisshub's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bepbisshub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Bepbisshub on top of important buildings.

3. Bepbisshub loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.