Quatdotget is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-knowing beaver.

Quatdotget created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdotget, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatdotget, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quatdotget's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quatdotget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Quatdotget loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.