Botnegflat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Botnegflat created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botnegflat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Botnegflat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Botnegflat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Botnegflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing turquoise hats and balancing five lead spheres on your chest.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.