Hotsafab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable coyote.

Hotsafab created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotsafab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hotsafab, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hotsafab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hotsafab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never look at nebulae.