Bissvedran is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous wren.

Bissvedran created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissvedran, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissvedran, she will laugh at you.

Bissvedran's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bissvedran's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Bissvedran six times a day.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.