Mumbopsat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent toad.

Mumbopsat created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumbopsat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mumbopsat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Mumbopsat's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mumbopsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Mumbopsat.

3. Never wear white rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.