Tadfon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise armadillo.

Tadfon created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tadfon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tadfon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Tadfon loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Worship no other gods but Tadfon.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.