Vogratwod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil pigeon.

Vogratwod created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogratwod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vogratwod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vogratwod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vogratwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Vogratwod.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.