Mummoncen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mummoncen created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mummoncen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mummoncen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mummoncen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mummoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap at mountains.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never paint your neck cyan.

5. Never write about spacetime.