Pasfenhat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust giraffe.

Pasfenhat created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasfenhat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pasfenhat, she will destroy your home planet.

Pasfenhat's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pasfenhat's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from orange dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pasfenhat.