Boncutrow is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful clam.

Boncutrow created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Boncutrow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Boncutrow, it will not care.

Boncutrow's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Boncutrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Boncutrow's priests.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never bounce near mites.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.