Tofbudrull is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witty centaur.

Tofbudrull created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofbudrull, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tofbudrull, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Tofbudrull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tofbudrull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Never bounce near geese.

5. Never look at comets.
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