Bissawtarriltaf is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, self-confident
hippopotamus.
Bissawtarriltaf created an atom four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissawtarriltaf, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bissawtarriltaf, she will turn you into a dog.
Bissawtarriltaf's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.
Bissawtarriltaf's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Bissawtarriltaf.
2. Never write about special relativity.
3. Never eat aubergines.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near rats while wearing cyan tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your neck.
5. Never eat green fruit.