Rotartmig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring centaur.

Rotartmig created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotartmig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotartmig, she will not care.

Rotartmig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rotartmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Never feed onions to eagles while wearing gray dresses.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never eat parsnips.