Sawgemwegbompastit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humane unicorn.

Sawgemwegbompastit created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgemwegbompastit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sawgemwegbompastit, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sawgemwegbompastit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sawgemwegbompastit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Sawgemwegbompastit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.