Boppogfub is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, self-assured
dryad.
Boppogfub created the world seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Boppogfub, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Boppogfub, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Boppogfub's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Boppogfub's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Boppogfub four times a day.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Do not dye your hair brown.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Never think about quantum mechanics.