Bannurfit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive cat.

Bannurfit created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bannurfit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bannurfit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bannurfit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bannurfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing cyan hats and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Bannurfit loves snakes, so they must be honoured.