Maptonklip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, generous raven.

Maptonklip created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Maptonklip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Maptonklip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Maptonklip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Maptonklip's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.