Arnflammis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, emotional centaur.

Arnflammis created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnflammis, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnflammis, he will be mildly annoyed.

Arnflammis' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Arnflammis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near hamsters while wearing mauve skirts and balancing six iron spheres on your head.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.