Mumbapjab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring wasp.

Mumbapjab created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumbapjab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumbapjab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mumbapjab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mumbapjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.