Himlentar is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, annoying dryad.

Himlentar created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlentar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Himlentar, he will turn you into a tree.

Himlentar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Himlentar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.