Fabvolmob Zansughan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, slow salamander.

Fabvolmob Zansughan created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabvolmob Zansughan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabvolmob Zansughan, she will manifest in front of you.

Fabvolmob Zansughan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fabvolmob Zansughan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fabvolmob Zansughan on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Fabvolmob Zansughan in the centre of the settlement.