Orttafing is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent raven.

Orttafing created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Orttafing, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Orttafing, he will turn you into a hamster.

Orttafing's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Orttafing's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Orttafing in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not eat cherries.