Gidbedmid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered jackal.

Gidbedmid created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbedmid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gidbedmid, it will manifest in front of you.

Gidbedmid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gidbedmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gidbedmid on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.