Gupmutkip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful troll.

Gupmutkip created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupmutkip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupmutkip, he will be very unhappy.

Gupmutkip's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gupmutkip's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.