Shavarpbif is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless
badger.
Shavarpbif created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Shavarpbif, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Shavarpbif, it will turn you into a snail.
Shavarpbif's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Shavarpbif's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Shavarpbif four times a day.
2. Retreat if three pigs approach from the north.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never skip in holy places.
5. Run away if six turtles approach from the east.