Ponsitnill is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonest centipede.

Ponsitnill created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ponsitnill, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ponsitnill, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ponsitnill's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ponsitnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.