Lakstiggodrap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise donkey.

Lakstiggodrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakstiggodrap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakstiggodrap, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lakstiggodrap's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lakstiggodrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.