Sadflydin Donbetnibrat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dryad.

Sadflydin Donbetnibrat created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadflydin Donbetnibrat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sadflydin Donbetnibrat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sadflydin Donbetnibrat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sadflydin Donbetnibrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing orange shirts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sadflydin Donbetnibrat in the centre of the settlement.