Jinarnnil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, kind gnu.

Jinarnnil created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinarnnil, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinarnnil, she will turn you into a frog.

Jinarnnil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Jinarnnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.