Abbafmip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, narcissistic chicken.

Abbafmip created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Abbafmip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Abbafmip, it will turn you into a tree.

Abbafmip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Abbafmip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight tin spheres on your neck.