Hongutbast Spagmutfoss Fempidhin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful jackal.

Hongutbast Spagmutfoss Fempidhin created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hongutbast Spagmutfoss Fempidhin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hongutbast Spagmutfoss Fempidhin, she will ignore you.

Hongutbast Spagmutfoss Fempidhin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hongutbast Spagmutfoss Fempidhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not hop at mountains.

3. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

4. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the east.

5. Always help sick moths.