Quim is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm camel.

Quim created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Quim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Quim.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear shoes.