Wadbepflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, proud raccoon.

Wadbepflag created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbepflag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadbepflag, he will turn you into a goat.

Wadbepflag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wadbepflag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wadbepflag.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never think about stars.