Saklipwod is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish whale.

Saklipwod created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Saklipwod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saklipwod, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Saklipwod's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Saklipwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Saklipwod.