Ontfebmet is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody armadillo.

Ontfebmet created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontfebmet, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ontfebmet, she will turn you into a tree.

Ontfebmet's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ontfebmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Ontfebmet's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at asteroids.