Flowhasyok is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient manatee.

Flowhasyok created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowhasyok, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flowhasyok, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flowhasyok's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Flowhasyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.