Didmontitlid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful dog.

Didmontitlid created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Didmontitlid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Didmontitlid, it will come to you in dreams.

Didmontitlid's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Didmontitlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.