Flanlopbep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omniscient parrot.

Flanlopbep created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanlopbep, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flanlopbep, she will destroy your home solar system.

Flanlopbep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Flanlopbep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flanlopbep.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

5. Never stain your feet with brown.