Fosscebdon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty shark.

Fosscebdon created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fosscebdon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fosscebdon, he will turn you into a worm.

Fosscebdon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fosscebdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosscebdon.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not commit murder.