Cunhudkenboss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited newt.

Cunhudkenboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhudkenboss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunhudkenboss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cunhudkenboss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cunhudkenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.