Dobtanveg Dabvolham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, loving goat.

Dobtanveg Dabvolham created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobtanveg Dabvolham, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobtanveg Dabvolham, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dobtanveg Dabvolham's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dobtanveg Dabvolham's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

2. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

3. Do not wear tights marked with violet.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not gather at towers at dawn.