Yarlarpgun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omniscient frog.

Yarlarpgun created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlarpgun, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yarlarpgun, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Yarlarpgun's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yarlarpgun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yarlarpgun first in all things.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. Always share cherries with strangers, but never with great tits.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.