Mitmumgut Nigyakfodgan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, idiotic hamster.

Mitmumgut Nigyakfodgan created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmumgut Nigyakfodgan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mitmumgut Nigyakfodgan, she will curse you with boils.

Mitmumgut Nigyakfodgan's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Mitmumgut Nigyakfodgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing cyan dresses.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.