Ripyokdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic unicorn.

Ripyokdiss created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripyokdiss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ripyokdiss, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ripyokdiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Ripyokdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.