Yamxuckcarjinfenjab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying centaur.

Yamxuckcarjinfenjab created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamxuckcarjinfenjab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yamxuckcarjinfenjab, she will send you a sign.

Yamxuckcarjinfenjab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yamxuckcarjinfenjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yamxuckcarjinfenjab's name in vain.

2. Always store limes above ground.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not contemplate optics during the night.