Zigdubfid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured badger.

Zigdubfid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigdubfid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zigdubfid, it will be very sad.

Zigdubfid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Zigdubfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Zigdubfid on top of all buildings.

5. Never sprint in the presence of monkeys.