Bafflyken is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing crow.

Bafflyken created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bafflyken, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bafflyken, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bafflyken's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bafflyken's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.