Fublarncin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered badger.

Fublarncin created viruses eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fublarncin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fublarncin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fublarncin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fublarncin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fublarncin in the centre of the settlement.