Renhogcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental donkey.

Renhogcim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Renhogcim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Renhogcim, it will not invite you to parties.

Renhogcim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Renhogcim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Renhogcim.

2. Never proclaim while facing south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Pray towards the east.