Govkopwad Wiphingod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak dove.

Govkopwad Wiphingod created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Govkopwad Wiphingod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Govkopwad Wiphingod, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Govkopwad Wiphingod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Govkopwad Wiphingod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always help birds in need.