Narlvabyam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing crocodile.

Narlvabyam created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlvabyam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narlvabyam, he will turn you into a mole.

Narlvabyam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Narlvabyam's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Narlvabyam six times a day.

2. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

3. Erect eight copper sculptures of Narlvabyam on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.