Dabhugwipnarlcum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, conceited snail.

Dabhugwipnarlcum created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabhugwipnarlcum, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dabhugwipnarlcum, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dabhugwipnarlcum's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dabhugwipnarlcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Dabhugwipnarlcum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Do not cook food in pots.