Mobstikhad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humane dragon.

Mobstikhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobstikhad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobstikhad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mobstikhad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Mobstikhad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.