Stipbidsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless crow.

Stipbidsog created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Stipbidsog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipbidsog, he will turn you into a rat.

Stipbidsog's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stipbidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never adorn your legs with orange markings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.