Didkarsad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, two-faced wren.

Didkarsad created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didkarsad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Didkarsad, he will send you a sign.

Didkarsad's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Didkarsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Didkarsad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear turquoise boots.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.