Zedkamkonpoddumpadsan Stipappwipgonfodmanvonkvan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, competent parrot.

Zedkamkonpoddumpadsan Stipappwipgonfodmanvonkvan created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedkamkonpoddumpadsan Stipappwipgonfodmanvonkvan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zedkamkonpoddumpadsan Stipappwipgonfodmanvonkvan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedkamkonpoddumpadsan Stipappwipgonfodmanvonkvan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zedkamkonpoddumpadsan Stipappwipgonfodmanvonkvan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not turn your chest toward west.