Stikhitstangepfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical narwhal.

Stikhitstangepfud created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhitstangepfud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stikhitstangepfud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Stikhitstangepfud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stikhitstangepfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at midday.

2. Do not consume figs at dawn.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never remain prostrate during dusk.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.