Sagflambast is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring penguin.

Sagflambast created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagflambast, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagflambast, it will have a low opinion of you.

Sagflambast's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sagflambast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sagflambast on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.